*** All I Want Is More ***

why can't she make up her fuckin' mind
i'm just sittin' here wastin' so much time
i know it's my fault but it's not my problem anymore...
some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
i'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!"
but everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin'
she gave me everything...all i want is more...

i wrote this song for her. but it won't
make up for anything. i know it's too late
so why do i wait? it's not my problem
anymore...
some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
i'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!?"
but everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin'
she won't do anything and i'll always wait for her...

some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
i'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!?"
everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin'
she gave me everything
but all i want is more
all i want is more
all i want is more

*** Alternative, Baby ***

well, i see you up on stage and i don't know just
what you're sayin', but you're my hero...
and a guy just kicked me in the head, a little girl
just passed out dead, i'm in between a big jock
and a sweaty skinhead but i love you
whatever that means...but i don't wanna talk
to you, cause i know i'd just say some thing
stupid and i know you've got better things to do.

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know I'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

maybe i shouldn't be so serious, tellin' you that
everything sucks cause i don't wanna bring you down
but it never ever works out right, i'm gonna lose,
give up the fight, i won't get what i want
won't get anything but i love you...whatever that means.
and they don't wanna talk to me cause they know
what i'll turn out to be, i said i was cool
but i can't lie to you (but i do)

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know i'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

and i don't wanna start again cause i know
it'll be the same in the end
i didn't like it the first time anyway.

*** Beer ***

she called me late last night, to say she loved me so
it didn't matter anymore, but i say she never cared
and that she never will, i'd do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then

if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.

she called me late last night, to say she loved me,
so..? but i guess he changed her mind.
well i should have known it wouldn't be
all right, but i can't live without her
so i won't even try...

maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
(and she said)
it's ok boy cause you know
we'll be good friends
and i say, i think i'll have myself a beer.

*** Big Star ***

now that i'm a big star what am i gonna do i'm so bored countin' all
my money. i sit here and i think of you and it's so easy to do i don't
even have to try why should i waste my precious time cuz i can't make
you love me, but i know you will. i'm such an asshole, how could you resist.
i never meant to let it go to my head i never thought it would come to
this it's me. the asshole of you're dreams and i don't even have to try,
don't even wanna try why should i waste my precious time if i can't make
you love me, but i know you do... i'm so cool, no one wants to talk to
me and i'm so cool no one wants to look at me and i'm so fuckin' cool,
nobody cares at all. i'm a big big fuckin' star.

*** Brand New Song ***

i've got a brand new girlfriend
she is so lovely lovely
i've got a new ex-girlfriend
she is so fat and ugly
oh not you again it gets worse
everytime and one plus two again
won't work i can't divide it
well i let it go, i don't care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you
i'm not sorry about the things i do
i've got a brand new song
it is so happy happy
i've got a brand new attitude
it is so hateful hateful
not you again it gets worse
everytime
one plus two again won't work
i can't divide it well i let it go i don't care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you i'm so sorry
(but that's not true) you keep tellin' me that it's so easy to forget it
you keep tellin' me but i know i'll always regret it,
well i let it go,
you're not there i love you and you
don't care
a brand new song i've done my best
i'm so sorry, sorry about this mess

*** Down In Flames ***

you don't know me but here i am in your living room
you don't own me but you paid and that means alot to you
you never listen but i know that's what you think that you do and everybody
wants a change but this time it'll be the same watch us go down in flames
its all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway, we had our chance,
made our point but your not gonna take that... radio, commercials, t.v.
shows, front page, ads, photos, and interviews they'll make sure it's
the latest fad. pay attention, cuz you know you'll have to pay either
way and they tell you that its the new thing. but we know that it hasn't
changed. watch us go down in flames it's all right, it's ok it was gonna
happen anyway, we had our chance, made our point but your not going take
that... when this blows over and the main stream coughs up another shell
will you let us back in your underground well i guess that's a no and
it's just as well cuz you never supported us, all you wanted was to see
us fail and they tell me that it's the new thing so i better get out of
the way watch us go down in flames it's all right it's ok it was going
to happen anyway we had our chance, made our point and your not gonna
take that it's all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway we had our
chance made our point
you're not gonna take that away
you're not gonna take that away
you're not gonna take that away
you're not gonna take that away

*** Everything Sucks ***

there's a ska band on my street, a little ska band
everybody thinks they're so fuckin' neat,
there was nothin' on the radio
was gonna make my own band, play my own shows
but that don't work so i'm givin' up again,
she said she loved me cause i played guitar
that's ok, i didn't love her at all and i say...

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks, and this is gonna be the last
time you hear me complain

well, i went down to the show
everybody was there, i didn't wanna go
cause everything they do is so fuckin' cool, every song is a hit and the
girls like'em too, i can't do that so
i'm givin' up again...i don't know why i learned
to play guitar, nobody's gonna know who we are and i say..

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks and this is gonna be
the last time you hear me complain

she said, some day, we'll get back together maybe
she said, some day, things'll be much better baby
but i don't believe her
and i don't think i need her anymore...

i know everything sucks
and this won't be the last time you hear me complain.

*** I'll Never Be ***

everybody's lookin' at me
thought i saw my face on mtv
or a magazine that she won't read, stole
her heart but it's not my fault, lookin' at
my picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea.

i'll never be...a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all,
drives me crazy, can't get away,
somebody tell me...when do we get paid?

everybody's lookin' at me
thought by now i'd be on mtv
or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone,
and i won't be alone with your
money in my pocket and face on your t-shirt yea.

i'll never be...a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all,
drives me crazy, can't get away,
but i try and i try and i try and i try
every day
every day
said i'll never be, a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all.

*** I'm Cool ***

you know I'm cool when all the guys want to be my friend
and every little girl here,
they all want to hold my hand
but I stole all of my songs
probably gonna get sued
that's all right,
as long as I get screwed!
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea

maybe you'll come and see us when we get reel big
and maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig
because there're so many fish in the sea
they all look like me
i'm just a little tiny fish
that's all i'll ever be

*** In The Pit ***

when i'm in the pit, i'm gonna fuck up shit
when i'm in the pit, don't you know i'm gonna fuck up shit.
got my wife beater on, steel toe doc martins on my feet yeai run around in a little circle,
i'm wonderin' who to beatand you know it's reelly cool, cause i played footballin high
school, gonna push some little girls tonightlook out fag there's gonna be a fight
when i'm in the pit...
and you wanna be just like me, i wish i could be myselfand you wanna be just like me, i
can't think
of no one else. and you know it's reelly greatto punch somebody right in the face
gonna push some little girls tonightlook out fag there's gonna be a fight
when i'm in the pit...

*** Join The Club ***

was gonna call my friends and get'em all together
i was gonna go and start a band,
but everything i wanna do has already been done.
why would i wanna go and do it again?
everybody...plays guitar.

she's so cute (if you know what i mean)
she's the cutest little girl, that i've ever seen.
maybe she'll like me if i play guitar
maybe she'll like me if i'm the lead singer yea,
oh yea! there's so many bands, and we all look the same...

i just saw them, up on stage and i don't
remember how good they played.
he can't sing,
but i'd pay just to see her face, yea, yea, yea, yea...

everybody's in a band yea, yea, yea
have you heard of my band? oh, ooh, ooh
we try to be different
but i guess that's nothing new.

*** Say "Ten" ***

she's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin' sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead
vegetarian, i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a
poor little cow, little sheep, little fish
how can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin'
plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
you say "it's not so bad, they're only
vegetables", that's what you said
maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
and they're better off dead.

save a plant, eat a cow,
i want beef, i want it now!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
maybe i should eat it raw let the
blood run down my jaw
i'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!

*** Scott's A Dork ***

we like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust
i like her and she loves everyone
she said she likes my band but i don't even like my band
i love her and she loves everyone
i saw her kiss him last night, i'm sick now
(but it's just a little cold)
scott's a dork
when i say "i give up" it just means
i am going to try again she loves me
and i love everyone
i was kissin' her
but she was wishin' it was him
she loves me and i love everyone
they told her, about you and me
she's mad now (but she'll get over it)
scott's a dork
you'd think that after all this time she'd change but,
she didn't

*** Sell Out ***

well, i know you can't work in fast food all your life
but don't sign that paper tonight, she said, but it's too late.
i don't remember what i read, i don't remember what they
said, i guess it doesn't matter, i guess it doesn't matter
anymore - you're gonna go to the record store
you're gonna give'em all your money
radio plays what they want you to hear
they tell me it's cool but i just don't believe it...

sell out, with me oh yea, sell out, with me tonight
record company's gonna give me lots of money and
everything's gonna be. (all right)

no more flippin' burgers puttin' on my silly hat you know
i don't want that no more, i didn't ask when we'd
get paid, i quit my day job anyway, i guess it
doesn't matter, i guess it doesn't matter anymore
you're gonna go to the record store, you're gonna
give'em all your money, radio plays what they want
you to hear, they tell me it's cool, but i just don't
believe it
sell out, with me oh yea, sell out
with me tonight, the record company's gonna give me
lots of money and everything's gonna be.

i don't think it'll be so bad
i know it won't be so bad
cause the man said "that's the way it is" and the
man said "it don't get better than this" no no no

so i signed on to the record company, they say they're
gonna give me lot's of money, if i play what they want you to hear
they tell me it's cool, and i sure believe it...

*** She Has A Girlfriend Now ***

she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now, she said

"guys don't do no more for me"
"you never loved me, like i wanted you to"
"i loved you baby, what do you want me to do?"

she said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
she said she found someone who's gonna understand
she don't need nobody to be her man
she don't need nobody to be her man

i never thought it would end like this
just because i've got no tits
i'll shave my legs, i'll wear a bra
i'll even cut my penis off for you...
she has a girlfriend now.

*** Skatanic ***

watchin' you sleep, i'm lookin' in your window,
everyday i drive past your house
standin' in your front yard, why don't you come out?
watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide,
one of these days i'm gonna come inside
it must be love,
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch i love you i'm not crazy?!

walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
i just wanna talk to you!
maybe she's got better things to do
don't be afraid...to feel my touch,
don't worry babe i won't hurt you much.
it must be love
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch i love you i'm not crazy.

i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
no matter what you say, now here i come.

*** Snoop Dog, Baby ***

i just couldn't believe it, when i turned on
the radio, try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside,
they were playin' that song
and i thought about her
snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
so much trouble in the LBC
livin' without her's gonna drive me crazy...she's so.

don't you just wanna kill me, cause you're talkin'
behind my back, well i love the band. they're a
great bunch of guys, but lookin' at her brings
tears to my eyes, i'm watchin' her shake
she gonna give a heart attack now, baby
snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
maybe i don't want her back, you know?
maybe i just can't let her go...i'm so.
well i, turn the radio off...
i don't want no part, try to make me a big star?
i don't wanna be a big star.
everybody's mad they wanna kick me in the head
was it somethin' i did, was it somethin' i said?
i would try to tell you but i just don't wanna lie
it reelly shouldn't matter but it makes me wanna
cry, i wish i didn't care, i wish i didn't care...
but i do. snoop doggy dog (she said) snoop doggy dog
please don't tell me it'll be ok cause i know
i'll never never never get my way...
and so.

*** Somebody Hates Me ***

i just made an enemy of someone i don't know and they are upset about
somethin' that i must have done. it reelly doesn't make much sense well
i've got no statement in my defense i know, no matter what, no matter
who, no matter what i do. somebody hates me and i hate somebody too. did
you misunderstand something that i did or was there one of my jokes that
you didn't get or do you think you've got the way i think all figured
out. what did i say, to make you feel i'm not cool now? i know, no matter
what no matter who no matter what i do, somebody hates me, and i hate
somebody too. i know its wrong, but i do it to and i guess i should say,
don't let it get to you. i know, no matter what no matter who no matter
what i do somebody hates me and i hate somebody too somebody like you.

*** Song #3 ***

Bridge to base , bridge to base

Coolie Ranx is on the case
Alongside Reel Big Fish the RBF speed relatively slow
Pilfers hold tight
I like the way you shake it baby!
You get me in the mood now

PILFERS REEL BIG FISH IS GONNA START YOUR PARTY NOW
YEAH COOLIE RANX IS ON THE MICROPHONE

You've got the eastcoast connection westcoast connection
Providing the music for your dance stimulation
Calling all nations for participation
to play dish ah one on your radio station
And when we com bout now the people start scream
Because this collaboration makes the enemies grieve
We ah nice up the scene and you know what I mean
Coolie Rankin come in
Reel Big Fish now come in

PILFERS REEL BIG FISH IS GONNA START YOUR PARTY NOW
YEAH COOLIE RANX IS ON THE MICROPHONE

Launch pad turbo!
Hi yah hi yah hey whe di gal ah sey we rockin it same
way like yo we back in the days
We cool in ah shade we a drink we lemonade
Nuff gal dem just hot we ah go call de brigade
You see hom dem ah walk we dem pon parade
Here we live a life style man we got it made
Gwan now baby girl ahn no you shake
I like the way you shake it Baby!
You get me in the mood now

*** S.R. ***

what ever happened to suburban rhythm?
why did ed and scott quit?
please don't go, suburban rhythm
all the other bands are just shit.

*** Take On Me ***

We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But that's me stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

Oh the things that you say
Is it live or
Just to play my worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

*** The Set Up ***

I guess it's...not fair, for me to...not care,
but I don't...and that's why...you think I'm...a great guy

(chorus)
but I want you, and you want me too,
and you need this...wanna give it to you,
and I thought this time I'd say something new...(alright yeah!)

I'll call you...I swear, so next time...be there,
can't keep up...no more, should quite but...what for?

(chorus)
cause I want you, and you want me too,
and you need this...wanna give it to you,
and I thought this time I'd do something new.

it's not cool, I do like you,
and I want you to feel...
like I do(do)(do)...

(chorus)
(yeah)(yeah)
but I want you...and you want me too,
and you need this...wanna give it to you,
and I thought this time I'd be someone true.

yeah I want you, and want me too,
and you need this, wanna give it to you,
and I thought this time I'd say something new.

*** Trendy ***

everybody's doin' the fish
yea! yea! yea!
everybody's doin' the fish, yea, yea, yea...

it's not so bad bein' trendy
everyone who looks like me is my friend
please don't hate me because i'm trendy
they're not gonna laugh at me again.

everybody does it
why don't you?
everybody does it...
maybe you should too,
cause you don't wanna be left out
you wanna be cool.

it's not so bad bein' trendy
everyone who looks like me is my friend
please don't hate me because i'm trendy
(i'm gonna do it because it's trendy)
they're not gonna laugh at me again!

everybody's makin' fun of me
cause they say, i'm so trendy
cause i do what others do
they'll make fun of me
they'll make fun of you
i don't wanna be left out...
i wanna be cool!
(makin' fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all)

*** Unity ***

there's a war goin' down between my brothers tonight,
I don't want no war goin' down tonight,
civilization? Ha! I call it as I see it,
I call it bullshit! you know, I still cannot believe it.
our evolution now has gone the way of hate,
a world evolved resolved into it's stupid fate,
Stop this war!
all so different yeah, I say we're all the same,
all caught, you know in the division game,
self destruction fast impending like a bullet
no one can stop it, once it's fired, no one can control it
Stop this war!
a final word wait it's not a call to action.
we ain't no sect, we ain't no fucking faction.
unity, unity you've heard it all before,
this time it's not exclusive we want to stop a war.
unity as one, stand together.
unity, evolution gonna come!

*** We Care ***

thanx for the money thanx for dancin' and singin' along and everything
you do we just want you to know we care (we care) thanx for calling us
sell outs and not takin' a joke and talkin' shit and covering us with
spit we're so glad to know you care (we care) and we're sorry that so
many people got to enjoy our music, by hearin' us on the radio we love
you we love you because you reelly understand we love you we love you
alot how could we not we'll say it again we love you we love you because
you reelly understand we love you we we love you alot we always thought
you liked our band i'm not talkin' about everybody i'm sorry to waste
a song and your time like this were so lucky to have you there (we care)
cuz we know that some of you get it and you're not ashamed to admit it
that you're still with us after all we love you we love you because you
reelly understand we love you we love you a lot how could we not well
say it again we love you we love you because you reelly understand we
love you we love you alot we always thought you liked our band we love
you

*** Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat? ***

there's a little girl,
on my mind all the time, there's always one
look what she's done...
she drank the tear from my eye, you know,
I sure hate to lie, why can't you stay here?
you know it's so beautiful, man how come all girls think they're fat?
hey, hey, hey she's so pretty
hey, hey, hey my friend
hey, hey, hey I feel stupid...again.
she said "it's all right, come over tonight, my mom's not home,
I'm all alone."
she took me back to her house,
she pushes me down on the couch, she said
"now it's all right, we're gonna be good friends cause the kissin' only
leads to the end"
hey, hey, hey she's so pretty
hey, hey, hey my friend
hey, hey, hey I feel stupid...

*** You Don't Know ***

well first of all i'd like to say fuck off
if you don't get it why don't you
go shove your head back up your ass
and don't waste my time
i don't need your opinion
cuz you don't know what it's like to be like me
so keep your mouth shut
this may come as kind of a surprise
i don't like you and i don't care
what you think about what i do
and most of all, i don't need your opinion
cuz you don't know what it's like to be like me
so keep your mouth shut
well finally that's the way it is
i like somethin' you don
't and your tellin'
me it's shit. it's a waste of time
we can't change our opinions
i don't know what it's like to be you
i don't know what, so i'll keep my mouth shut