*** Baile De Los Locos ***

CUANDO LA MUSICA EMPIEZA A TOCAR
Y EL CANTANTE EMPIEZA CANTAR
EL SONIDO DEL BAJO COMO TEBLOR
CON TROMBONE, TROMPETA Y SAXAPHONE
AYE VIENE EL DIABLO Y QUIERE JUGAR
LA VOCINA DE GUITARRA LO ASE BAILAR
LOS TAMBORASOS DESPIERTAN LOS MUERTOS
PURA LOCURA ESTA NOCHE
EL BAIZAE....
EL RITMZî VA MATAR
EL BAILE DE LOS LOCOS.....
NO LO PUEDES ESCAPAR
EL CUARTO SE LIENA CON MUCHAS CABEZAS
COMIENZA SENTIR COMO UN INFIERNO
TODO EL AIRE SE ESTA ACABANDO
SOLAMENTE LOS LOCOS SUBREVIVEN

*** Band Geek Mafia ***

the band with glasses and hard looks
has got you down in their black book
computerized, the crust elite
don't need the smell of mission street

have your cake and eat it too
with fellow scum that worship you
when you choke on our black smoke
no one will be there for your rescue

your fake representation
shows right through your rotting skin
the only ones you're fooling
are the imbeciles ones you're fooling
are the imbeciles who think like you

you probe us with your jealousy
your anger gives us the defeat
we'll keep walking separate ways
until someday, again we meet

the band geek mafia all unite
as we watch you fade away
and on your gravestone we will write
a naked cult of hypocrites

*** Bossman ***

Hurry up,
Punch in.
You'd better not be late.
The bossman is near and he's coming your way.
Don't try to smile cause he'll turn it into hatred.
Making you work overtime really makes his day.
OH, MR. BOSSMAN.
PLEASE, MR. BOSSMAN.
MR. BOSSMAN.
Don't ask him any questions.
You'll never get the answer.
Pucker up and kiss his butt.
You might get promoted faster.
When the smell of stale coffee fills the air.
Then you know the bossman is on the prowl.
Heavy confrontation is his game.
If you don't play it you might get a permanent vacation.

*** Brodie Johnson Weekend ***

hey!!!...it's time to dance with danger
hey!!!...put on your best wrinkled suit.
it's time to set the night on fire
the night is looking young and so am I

hey!!!...we're going to defy the law
hey!!!...going to paint this time tonight
I've got all the special motions
that make all the willing pretty ladies wild

no, won't take that for an answer
no, I can't wait all night for you

hey!!!....out on the crowed dance floor
hey!!!...I'm always on cloud 9
no one wants to step to this muchacho
some call me the bastard's son

hey!!!...let's crash my big black caddy
hey!!!...let's drive thru your backyard
I've got the pedal to the medal
don't give me attitude cuz I was born to be wild

*** Cheap Guy ***

You say I'm your best friend.
Well, you're not mine.
Always complaining about money all the time.
Why don't you grow up and listen to me.
Money can't buy everything.
Everytime we go out I have to pay.
You might as well call me dad.
None of the girls will go out with you.
Because you make them ride the bus.
Some people say you squeak when you walk.
Penny pinching all the time.
Everything to you is one big price.
That you're gonna have to pay.
You don't have the money.
According to you.
When it's time to pay your way.
Someday at home you'll be alone.
With no job and no friends.

*** Closet Monster ***

Hey mom, Hey dad! Where's your kid
She's studying in the library like she said
She did, she always wore a pretty smile
Sitting in the classroom without denial
Do you remember telling her what to do
What you told her she would always do
Blushing, hiding from the truth
I know I should have told you about her

But now it's too late what will you do
Your daughter's fat. digusting too
She has twelve kids, there's something even better
Every time the drinks get better

You swore that you had her life planned
Go to college understand
Well, miss candy prom queen won't use her hands
I know I should have told you about her

At highschool she was like a saint
Like pre-school children and finger-paints
Blushing, hiding, feeling shame
I know the story ends the same

At the parties she would say
I wish I never felt this way
If I could start my life again
I wouldn't be a closet monster

*** Construction ***

No matter what color, we're all guilty of prejudice
No one cares about the children
No one cares about the future
We better realize our differences
Because deep inside we're all the same
(The time for change is now before we all self-destruct!)
If the place where you came from is so superior
How would you know if you've never been there
There's nothing wrong with pride of heritage
Just rememeber your kind is not the only one
Ignorance and hatred going hand in hand
Making you believe that you're the greater number
Tension all around you, staring you in the face
Turn the fire down before the pot boils over

*** Country Phuck ***

All the other famers want a hair do just like me.
They blame my mom who used to roadie for MDC.
And when I go to the hooten-nanny.
Everyone wants to dance with me.
They want to lick my boots and sit on my studs.
Peel them taters, you suck!
Peel them taters, you Country Phuck!
They'll all be listening to hardcore.
When they be milking them cows.
And when the sun comes up they start to slam.
Here comes Uncle Jessie with a shit eating grin.
I wonder what he's doing in the sheeps pen.
Your sister's your wife, you suck!
Your sister's your wife, you Country Phuck!

*** Delinquent Song ***

That was just you
Now who's telling who
With every step you take
Do you feel yourself falling?

Grasping for that handrail
That's leading you nowhere
Parental guidance gone
Well, it's just another delinquent song

How many times...
Do you have to be told
When you're crossing someone else's line
Just because you don't see things the same as the next guy
It ain't your job to try!!

Thickheaded, yeah some might say pathetic
I think we're gonna say it's apathetic
What are you striving for
Is it simple satisfaction
If you make the wrong decision You might hurt someone else

We've all got equal opportunities
We're all standing on this common ground
And if we try to walk the same path together
Sooner or later someone will fall astray

*** Dirty Rats ***

Here they come one by one.
Not need to run and hide.
Everyone of them has rudeness as their best friend.
Using madness and fun as an alibi.
And when they leave all the girls start to cry.
Dirty Rats.....Dirty rats.....
See them at a party gathered in a crowd.
Making sure that all their friends.
Are feeling irie now.
Don't try to fight them because you will not win.
Unity is amongst them and everybody knows.
Dirty Rats....Dirty Rats.....
If you see a dirty rat don't be afraid.
They will treat you like one of them.
Even if you ain't the same.
Showing no remorse for what they have done.
You can be a dirty rat just by having fun

*** Dog Pile ***

Say you're at a party and everyone's having fun.
All your friends are skanking
All except for one.
There's no need to ask him why he's in denial.
Just wait for the jumping beat then.... DOGPILE!!
There's no need for violence.
Against your fellow man.
We must live together in this corrupted land.
Let's try something new just for a while.
Instead of pistol-packing let's all DOGPILE!!

*** Drunk Tank ***

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me

Happy hour is every hour seven days a week
Drinking is my game and I do it socialbly
Every night the same old thing
I get behind the wheel
I'm gonna stop at every bar until I get my fill

Something's wrong I'm waking up out on the concrete floor
Hey, excuse me officer will you show me ot the door
I'll pay a fine and promise never again
And if I lose my job
I'll be a drinking by profession

I'll never drink again
Lose my license for a year is part of the consequences
Then enroll in A.A. with all my drinking friends
It doesn't matter, It's O.K.
There's no need for regrets
Because I know in no time I'll be there again

*** Elephantitis ***

I WOKE UP WITH MY NUTS BY MY SIDE
SO I BRUSHED MY TOOTH
AND I TOOK THEM FOR A RIDE
WHEN I GO DRIVING
IT'S THE CARPOOL LANE ALL THE WAY
BECAUSE I AM BESIDE MYSELF
MY GIRL SITS IN THE BACK
CUZ MY NUTS RIDE SHOTGUN
I'VE GOT ELEPHANTITIS OF THE NUTS
PUBLIC PUSSY PLACES WON'T HAVE ME
THEY THINK I'M AN EMBARRASSMENT
OF THE HUMAN MALE SOCIETY
IT'S NOT A DISEASE
DON'T WAN'T A QUARANTINE
BECAUSE THESE NUTS
ARE MY PERSONAL PROPERTY
SOME SAY THAT I'M A HERO
TO ALL MY FELLOW MENS
I'M THEIR TOKEN ROLE MODEL
LIKE ALANIS IS TO WOMEN

*** Empty Bottles ***

I think its time I sit this last one out
Before I fall and make an ass of myself
We'll never learn until we see the other side
An open mind, we'll try to keep on holding out
Your at a party the other day
And all your friends are there
No one's holding back
Is life that good or fair?
By two A.M you're foaming at the mouth
Search the whole house
What did you find?
When we're together it's electric lunacy
They the keg runs dry
The beer was free
Five minutes later there's an immediate reaction
There's no more alcohol so we must leave

Empty bottles.....
No one likes to find!
Empty bottles.....
Drunks can't cope with!
Empty bottles.....
Oh no! It's two a.m!
Empty bottles.....
A drunk man's hell!

*** Fat Randy ***

He's big, fat, ugly, and mean
Too many beers and he's a shitting machine
Once he's drunk he likes to fight
Any fifteen year old in sight
Don't try to run, don't try to hide
He'll steal your car without thinking twice
Stop the party, hide your shit
Because Fat Randy's in the house tonight
High school parties are his thing
He drives up in his orange machine
He'll start fighting with his friends
Fat Randy gets you in the end

FAT RANDY snuck in my house
FAT RANDY shit on my couch
FAT RANDY quiet as a mouse
FAT RANDY!, FAT RANDY!

I see Fat Randy now and then
Driving around with a carload of friends
I see Fat Randy now and then
Driving around with a carload of friends

*** Freeballin' ***

EVERYTHING DEPRECIATES
WHEN IT'S BROKEN IN
IN THIS CASE IT'S HIM
WAKES UP WITH VOMIT IN HIS CHIN
HE'S A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
KICK HIM IN THE ASS
TURNIN' DOWN NO PROPOSITION
WHEN HE'S NOT PISSIN' HIS PANTS
ALL MESSED UP NOWHERE TO GO
BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS BROKE
EVERYDAY IS LIKE A PUNCHLINE
OF A BAD JOKE
HARD LUCK WOMAN, HARD LUCK MAN
BLAME IT ON AMERICA
HOPPED UP ON THE STUFF
SOMEONE GIVE HIM A JUMPSTART
DON'T LEAD ME TO TEMPTATION
BECAUSE I CAN FIND IT MYSELF

*** Give In ***

I don't want to be me anymore.
Everyone's chosen to ignore me.
It seems they all know what's in store.
So I let the public program me.
If they don't like what you say.
They'll shut you off like a TV.
And if you do something wrong or write an intelligent song.
They'll throw it all away.
Everyone just imitates eachother.
And they think it's something true.
But, I know I'm just waiting.
For the money I make off my CD.
Jimmy cracked corn.
And I don't give a fuck.
I'll just take my chances.
I'll just press my luck.
Everyone is looking at you now, so just give in.
You know you're running out of time, you can't win.

*** Here We Are Again ***

SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY CAUGHT US SLIPPING
BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT IT'S NOT TRUE
EVERYONE THINKS THAT THEY'RE THE EXPERT
ALWAYS DISSIN' US AND OUR CREW
JUST BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT
DOESN'T MEAN WE AREN'TZ? Z»­ ONES THAT PZnÄS HERE
NOW ISN'T THAT THE FUCKING TRUTH
HERE WE ARE AGAIN....
AND WE'LL BE HERE TILL THE END
WE'VE BEEN CLIMBING UP THAT LADDER
AND HAVEN'T FALLEN YET
EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW THE ANSWER
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF OPINION

*** Hieroglyphics ***

born in the middle of an urban war
staying out later than the street lights
in the days of ancient man
they had to fight to survive, because they had no plan

(chorus)
the hieroglyphics on the walls.....they tell it all (x3 times)

everyday waking up in the same room
with six younger siblings who look up to you
not knowing where this day will take you
where are you going to run to, you don't know

treating everyday like it were you're last one
having nothing in common with the outside world
the only way to reach them is to spray it on the walls
because no listens to your calls

from the part of town where no one wants to go
surrounded by a border that isn't even there
living in a place where there's no regards for the law
read the story it's tagged up on the walls

*** Hit A Guy With Glasses ***

my blood is really boiling
and I've got fire in my eyes
there is no compromising
once we get outside

the buttons have been pushed
and all systems are go
he's going to pay the price
with all four of his eyes

(chorus)
I just hit a guy with glasses!!
would you hit a guy with glasses?!!

will someone please explain to me
who made that wacky rule
if you hit a guy with glasses
you won't look very cool

the science club is pissed
and they are after me
they want compensation for the optometry

*** Human Piñata ***

bruised and abused, but still easily amused
can't figure why he still comes around
nobody hates him, they just like to humiliate him
then he'll take the shirt off his back for you

sticks and stones can't break his bones
he'll come back swinging at you
sticks and stones can't break his bones
because he's the human piñata

everyone's a character in his dreams
nothing else can bring him down
he'll be the player on thZe@­Zôet to make th eacute;me complete

he does things his way, not like anyone else
a strong believer in himself
the laugh's on him, and it doesn't matter
he'll leave the attitude on the shelf

*** Insubordination ***

What do you mean I have a bad attitude.
Don't get me wrong but my nature is rude.
I know when I'm getting taken advantage of.
People are people I know you make mistakes too.
Call my bluff, use your power.
Everyone knows you're the man of the hour.
Write me up, send me home early.
In the end you're giving me what I asked for.
Everyone knows I'm a rebel.
Not a troublemaker, can't you tell.
I just speak up for myself.
At the same time I'm losing my dignity.
SKA...SKA...SKA...Insubordination.
What did you gain.
Well, not my respect of trust.
Go ahead make a fool of yourself.
Go ahead write me up.

*** Jocks From Hell ***

There is something I gotta say
I don't know why they act that way
They come inside disrupt the fun
I really wish I had a gun

They terrorize my neighborhood
They tied my brother to thier hood
I know I'll get my way
When jocks from hell get blown away

They don't smoke grass, or even drink
But after a game they really stink

JOCKS FROM HELL get big real fast
I really wanna kick their ass
JOCKS FROM HELL get big real fast
Jocks from hell can kiss my ass

*** Land Of Misfit Toys ***

There's an S.O.S. from the land of the misfit toys
It seems the kid's turning his army into No. 2 pencils
The other toys are really getting pissed
Someone better stop him before there's total anarchy
There was a time, a day not long ago
When everyone was happy and the sun used to shine
But now those days are gone they're ready to revolt
Because he took their pieces and he stole their batteries
The toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job
Off the market due to stupid fucking cops
We all need a hero in the land of misfit toys

*** Left For Dead ***

on parole since the age of eighteen
made his mark on society
found him in the wrong territory
he was left for dead

used to be such a precious young thing
but got caught up in some mixed up things
took a bullet to the head
now he's left for dead

dreams were set for momma's pride and joy
don't forget daddy's little boy
now, look and see know what you've done
now, you're left for dead

she was raised on a country farm
not with needles in her arms
she lived to fast and died too young
she was left for dead

*** Love Letter ***

my girl she supports me and that's not supposed to be
when she starts to fight with me she knows that I can't win
sometimes she believes in me and gives me a big kiss
then, sometimes she doesn't I start to get real pissed

I wrote her this love letter
but she don't know how to read

it happens once a month we get into a fight
arguing in circles and not knowing who's wrong or right
tempers start flaring and articles start to fly
she has all her friends convinced that I'm a crazy guy

when it's time to walk alone-
the feeling hits me in the place
that place that only she can touch
not just any pretty face

she's a queen and doesn't even know this
ruling that kingdom in my heart
when I'm gone and running with the devil
she'll be at home waiting patiently

*** Method To This Madness ***

People are always thinking too much
They make the rules
Ignorance ain't pretty in this cold, hard world
What if you don't have the answer to every question
Well, we're not spreading knowledge like a social infection
We're not the ones
That want to change you or make you think
We're not the ones
To pressure you to change your ways
You go to school six hours a day
You got a job that doesn't pay
Go out Friday night
You don't expect a lecture tonight
We got a radio vibe for fun
If you listen you'll be the one

Go home skankin' tonight
Hoping it will make things right

*** Misunderstood ***

there's a riot in the street
and no one seems to care
the kids are all at home
they're glued to their TV's

revolution now
now I don't got time
I've got to meet my friends
they're at the bar waiting for me

try run me out of my neighborhood
if I don't comply I'm just no good
I'll just spend my whole life misunderstood

there's a war outside my head
and it wants to get inside
life could be so easy
I always try to let things slide

I can't decide if I should join the team
or watch the world run dry
try to keep my head up
problems, you have yours
and I got mine

*** Motel 6 ***

FRIDAY, WE'RE BORED BECAUSE THERE'S NO PLACE TO PLAY
THE PROMOTERS ARE FUCKED BECAUSE WE CAN'T DRAW A CROWD
PRACTICE ALL WEEK TO PLAY IN MY LIVING ROOM
GIGGING ONCE A MONTH WHERE NO ONE LIKES WHAT YOU DO
I'M DRIVIN' DOWN MAGNOLIA
I SEE IT'S LIKE A SHRINE
DRIVE UP TO THE WINDOW, I WON'T WASTE ANY MORE TIME
GRAB FOR THE KEY, THE KEY TO THE FUTURE
PASS OUT THE FLIERS AND CLEAR THE FURNITURE
WE'LL INVITE THE MANAGER IF HE DON'T PULL THE PLUG
SET UP THE EQUIPMENT AND THE BAND
WE'LL CUT THE RUG IF THE COPS COME
THERE'S GOT TO BE A PLACE
THAT'S SUITED RIGHT FOR US
THAT HAS NO TIGHT WAD OWNER
WHO PAYS US 15 BUCKS
I WANNA KICK HIM IN THE BUTT....
MOTEL SIX....
ROOM 29
MOTEL SIX....
FUN ALL THE TIME
MOTEL SIX....
KEEP THE MONEY TO OURSELVES
MOTEL SIX

*** My Soul Is Sick ***

TEARY-EYED AND CANNOT COPE
THE WALLS ARE TUMBLING DOWN
LOOKING FOR A FIX
BECAUSE OLDER BROTHER STOLE THE DOPE
WAKING UP IN DESPERATION
The DESTINATION UNKNOWN
TRY TO FIGHT THE WILLPOWER
IGNORE THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD
ANOTHER MAN FIGHTS, FOR WHAT ISN'T HIS
A WOMAN CRIES, FOR ALL HER KIDS
TAKE YOUR POSITION FOR THE RAT RACE
CAST IN ALL YOUR VOTES
GIVE THE KEY TO THE INDIVIDUAL
THAT CAN LIE AND SPEND THE MOST
THEY SAY YOU HAVE A VOICE
AND THEY SAY TO LET THAT VOICE BE HEARD
ALL THESE YEARS OF SCREAMING
HAVEN'T EVEN STRUCK A NERVE
CHILDREN ARE HAVING CHILDREN
THE HOMELESS RULE THE STREETS
AUTHORITY IS OUT NUMBERED
SOON BLOOD WILL FLOW IN THE STREETS

*** Nazican ***

I CAN'T SEE WHY YOUR SO UPSET
WHAT YOU SEE IN FRONT OF YOU
YOU'D WISH YOU COULD FORGET
THE SCENERY ISN'T PRETTY TO YOU
SO YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS TO SET YOU APART
NAZICAN....
NOW THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE
NAZICAN....
STANDING UP FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE
NAZICAN....
IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT'S INHERITED
NAZICAN....
IT'S SOMETHING THAT'S PLANTED
INSIDE YOUR FUCKING HEAD
(REPEAT)

*** Nicotine Fit ***

Wake up in the morning
Tossing and turning all night
Your mind is shaking, feeling nothing went right
Your mind is pulsing and your eyes are blood red
There's one thing that I know can cure your aching head
If you need a quarter
They you'll start pinching for change
And if you can't find a ride
You'll get there anyway
When you were just a little kid
You thought that you'd be sneaky
Hiding with your friends
Sneaking a smoke as your parents drove away
You know they say crime pays

Act like an asshole
Until there's smoke in your veins
You need a smoke before the end of the day
NICOTINE FIT you on the rage you can't quit
NICOTINE FIT you haven't had a cigarette yet

*** No Where Left To Go ***

I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE CONFINED
STAGNANT LIKE A FISH IN A BOWL
IT'S MORE OF A STUGGLE JUST TO SURVIVE
LIFE IS TOO SHORT JUST TO SIT AROUND
DON'T GIVE UP BECAUSE OF YOUR PAST
PICK UP ALL THOSE STEPPING STONES
WHAT'S ALL THIS HYPE ABOUT
EVERYONE'S TALKING LIKE THERE IS....
NOWHERE LEFT TO GO
SOME NEVER SEE THE DESERT
SOME NEVER SEE THE WOODS
ALL THESE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT
THERE'S NO WHERE LEFT TO GO
SOME NEVER SEE THE OCEAN
SOME NEVER SEE THE SNOW
WE'VE GOT ALL THESE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT
THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO GO
TRYING TO ESCAPE THE CONCRETE JUNGLE
IS A LIFE LONG TASK
SOME TAKE IT FOR GRANTED
IN THE END THEY FIND THERE'S
NOWHERE LEFT TO GO

*** Revenge Of The Nerds ***

They said you were the freaky kid.
When you were in school.
And that you never really.
Had friends that were cool.
The teachers they sent letters.
To your Mom & Dad.
They said you'd better teach him.
To be like the other kids.
But, wait until they get a load of me.
I'll take them on a killing spree.
I'm gonna take some jocks out with my gun.
Then they'll see what I call fun.
Because you were the outcast people stayed away.
Never said the right thing so they made you pay.
Now it's time for paybacks and sweet smell of revange.
When I steal your girlfriend you'll wish you were my friend.

*** Shoot The Moon ***

I can't stand this common shit
Life's too fast for me
Everyone's trying so hard to impress
What is the real meaning of humanity

Morals and Values are based upon
Your style of dress
Money in your pocket will become chump change
If we don't make any progress

Success and Fitness are the trend of today
Infomercials keep us all in touch with modern
technology

Let's shoot the moon!
Soon you will be shopping
Without leaving your front fucking door
The cost of living is never going away
Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise

*** Symptomatic ***

there's something in the air
something that i can't place
a taste that I can't smell
a smell that I can't taste

I'm walking in circles
trying to find the way
the path that I've chosen
has stops along the way

(chorus)

I'm out of line....
I'm out of place...
I can't control my mind........
loss of power and all the time.......
when your actions have no bind.........
suffocate and try to find........

who took my convenience
that I have everyday
someone give me a slogan
because I deserve a break today

I'll stay in my position
just keep living on borrowed time
take that train to nowhere
so I can be with my own kind

I feel like I've been cheated
like an animal from it's skin
who do I complain to
who am I to blame

I'll jeopardize my karma
in order to fit in
somehow I manage to flush the fashion
and follow my own trend

*** The Kids Will Have To Pay ***

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR DEFINITION
IT SEEMS YOU HAVE A LOT TO SAY
YOU COME UP WITH ALL THOSE QUESTIONS
WHO MADE YOU THE EXPERT ANYWAY
AND NOW THEY WANT TO CUT US OFF
BECAUSE THEY SAY WE'VE CHANGED FROM YESTERDAY
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE GOOD OLE' DAYS
YOU'D GO TO A SHOW, SHUT UP AND PAY
WE ADMIT WE'RE IGNORANT
BUT, DO YOU THINK WE GIVE A SHIT
IF THEY WANT TO SEE US PLAY
ALL THE KIDS WILL HAVE TO PAY
WE'VE BEEN ON TOUR SINCE 1988
TRAVEL AROUND FROM COAST TO COAST
FRIENDLY FACES ALWAYS COME AND GO
AND ALL THE PURISTS DON'T PARTICIPATE
WAY BACK WHEN WE STARTED ALL THIS FUSS
NO ONE CARED OR EVEN GAVE A FUCK
AND ALL THESE MODERN CRITICS OF TODAY
WERE IN THEIR PAMPERS, WE WERE GETTING PAID

*** They Always Come Back ***

he's jumped on the one way track
and there ain't no coming back
should have thought before you leapt
now you're on a crusade to avoid your death
the second time through you've gotta go feet first
just remember to hold your breath

they always come back

after the storm you'd better hold on tight
because you never know when you'll have to fight
get on the good foot and stay in check
because in the end they always come back

they always come back

he's jumped on the one way track
and there ain't no coming back
should have thought before you leapt
because in the end they always come back

*** This Ain't No Disco ***

WE'RE ILLEGAL, STREET LETHAL
DO IT LIKE WE CAN
INTRODUCING YOUR SOULD TO THE NEW GLOW
OF THE VOODOO GLOW SKULLS BAND
WE CAN'T BE WRONG AND WE WON'T TAKE NO SHIT
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT
IT GOES LIKE THIS.........
NEIGHBORS PICK UP THE PHONE
AND CALL THE POLICE
BECAUSE WE'ER TOO LOUD
AND WE MIGHT SCARE THEIR NIECE
IF WE'RE TOO LOUD THEN LEAVE THE BUILDING
RUN AWAY TO MOMMY LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN
CALL THE COPS WE'RE TOO LOUD
OH RUN TO MOMMY BECAUSE THERE'S A CROWD
LOOK AT HIS HAIR, IT ISN'T PUNK
HEY MAN THIS AIN'T NO DISCO
WE LOVE TO SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL
BUT IF THE CROWD IS SLOW WE'LL JUST GO HOME
PEOPLE UNDERSTAND AND WE COME TO PLAY
WE BREAK THE RULES SO YOU WILL STAY

*** Thrift Shop Junkie ***

Everyday when I go to school
People say I look like a fool
They don't like the way I dress
Hey!, I don't wear pants made by Guess

Plaid pants aren't too funny
I bought them with yesterday's lunch money
Don't laugh at my pointed shoes
They only cost a $1.92
I don't care
I'll be back there tommorrow
I won't drown in your sorrow
Maybe, I'll have enough for two
Maybe, I'll buy a pair for you!

Go ahead and laugh
I won't get mad
This shirt used to be your dads

*** Too Many Secrets ***

Well, you told me not to tell them.
Because I'm not supposed to know.
The minute people find the stories will never end.
Facts given to me can be used like a weapon.
No matter how old you get the secrets never die.
I don't care what she did twenty years ago.
Tell me if it soothes your conscience.
Normal people, leading normal lives.
Leave their secrets locked in a closet.
They never die!
What ever happened to honesty.
People make believe that they're something.
That they want to be.
That's where the secrets begin and end.
I guess there is no meaning to the word friend.
TOO MANY SECRETS.

*** Trouble Walking ***

Had too many cold ones to my head
The party's just begun the world's already spinning
I must be out of my mind
Because I'm scamming on a girl
Who looks like a guy

Just give me another drink
It'll make my day, and give me satisfaction
I said, just give me another drink
It will make my day and give me satisfaction

Another walk to the keg
My limit's passed, and my eyes are turning blood red
All these people make me lose my head
Hopefully all the stupid things I said will be forgotten

I don't want to end up sleeping on someone else's couch
Wake up with your dog licking my face
Embarrassing shit I said
I don't want to have trouble walking
I can remember having trouble walking

*** Ugly Stick ***

Your sister was fine, but now she's sick.
She got beat by the Ugly Stick!

*** Walkin' Frustration ***

no I can't seem to cope with all that's in front of me
I wish I had some time to catch up with myself
living check to check I've got nothing to call my own
I'm overdrawn and my credit is all spent

I've got walkin' frustration......and I've got no medication!!!

everyday the same routine in my programmed life
I don't know what my social status is
early to bed early to rise, I never see the sun
a creature of habit is what I've become

my girlfriend left me yesterday
she says that she's gay
she took all her things and my private joy
my brother owes me fifty bucks and now I'm unemployed
the rituals of life lead to my condition

the doctor says to take it easy because this isn't healthy
but I need things a doctor can't prescribe
I'm running the race on a treadmill going nowhere fast
I need an outlet in my so-called life

*** Wife And Kid ***

Sitting at home in front of a TV.
Wasting his dreams he's only seventeen.
Like a child in a grown up world.
Tomorrow's Monday and he has to go to work.
All of his friends they stay out late.
But wife is home he can't be late.
Another step into the middle age.
He feels irate what a shame.
Sometimes I wonder how he got there.
In the first place, sometimes I wonder.
What he must be feeling now.
Sometimes I wonder.
The party is over.
He can't be what he wants to be.
Growing up before his time.
His time is now.
He wants to party but he has a Wife & Kid.
I bet he wishes that he never did.
Wife & Kid he's too young for a ball & chain.
Wife & Kid he'll never be seventeen again.

*** You're The Problem ***

Everything goes swell, this is a happy town.
I hear the church bells ringing louder.
Shopping malls are fun for me and everyone.
The air is oh so clear.
Well, can you stand it.
Then everyone looks at me.
They've never seen individuality.
It must be Mom & Dad.
They must be oh so sad.
They burden everyone.
With such a twisted son.
Imagine living there.
A world based on a state.
"AN INDIVIDUAL DIES" is passed to a jock with a car thats fast.
YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!